Lets switch the lights on again, buzz and crackle hmm now something to say after a years silence.

Balls that is a good word very... round.
Cellar door sounds good.
need to write more.

Tits up

Well it appears Mammary gland interest applies to other species as well.

Namely the dairy cow

Competition is so fierce that they are turning to chemistry for advantage, that and compressed air. Compressed air you ask? What possibly could they use that for? It is quite simple, you use the air to pump up the cow’s udder region and then use the super glue to seal it up again.

This gives the appearance of a good dairy cow at competition and sale, this of course has now been exposed and the milk has hit the fan.

Of course someone did say only a man would think this up, but I pointed out that it was women who use the silicon enhanced look, so perhaps an open mind should be kept on the origin.

Will compressed air compete with silicon on the human female? I am told no, despite many thousands of years of trying.

In another inspired bit of lunacy an Elvis impersonator who faked his own death has been caught due a store loyalty card that he owned being used by his brother, HMV investigated it as possible fraud and it all fell apart.

I am again surprised at the stupidity of smart people.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9296268/How-Elvis-CD-trapped-man-who-faked-his-own-death-for-850000.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/agriculture/farming/9293216/Farmers-pumping-cows-udders-full-of-gas-and-gluing-them-up-to-win-prizes.html

Libraries

Went to the library today.So few people that I know go anymore, which is a shame I myself have always enjoyed the use of the library to think write and of course read.

If my post today is about anything its about using them.
Please use your local library, in fact make a habit of it, go say twice a month.

So I was going to write today about using my sword of truth and slaying those that oppose libraries
And seek to destroy them.

But instead please visit your local library and read books by people who are far smarter than me
about them using a sword of truth to slay the enemies of libraries. They do it alot better and I will have gotten you to use the library.

No poems today but some more soon.

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Some more poems and haiku

Well some more poetry written. I do not know if I am getting better or worse!
Hopefully better.
As for a proper posting. Sunday perhaps.

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Being a man

Yesterday I went to see the ballet, it was being transmitted live from the ROH it was La Fille mal gardee now I like theatre, music, and cinema plus I have become more interested in opera.

But let’s face it for blokes the real test of art or culture is Ballet, no matter how much you try there is always a little part of you which says “no” sorry. Too much. Tilt. Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

Now at one point my rejection of ballet would have been complete, it was for women and the effeminate however over time this has faded, mostly I suspect because I have matured and no longer fell insecure about myself, which let’s face it a lot of male idiocy comes from immaturity and insecurity about whatever you feel insecure about.

So what are manly habits? what is the bloke thing to do?

Of course the manliest thing to do is the pursuit of woman and I am assuming any hot blooded heterosexual male reading this would agree that this is a manly pursuit. If you are of a different persuasion then it’s your choice as to the pursuit.

But what is next? There are of course many answers war, making money, getting drunk, running around mostly naked with a traffic cone on your head shouting obscenities, the last one should be said has been beaten by Ozzy Osborne’s antics who let’s face it puts all of our efforts to shame in that department .

Of course I could ask my father, the font of all knowledge concerning manly behaviour, but to do so would only elicit an odd look from him and the offer of either tea in the morning or a beer in the evening. I have always been in awe of my father’s capacity for being a bloke and over time I have come to understand his long silences on subjects has gotten nothing to with the fact he doesn’t think about them, but you can only do, or think so much about something, after that, just don’t give a monkeys and have a beer instead.

For him a manly pursuit can be about anything, because if no else likes it tough shit. He is going to do it no matter what anyone else thinks, why? because he is a man.

And so back to the ballet, if you don’t like it fair enough. I am going for a beer.

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Well another poetry blog done. I should write something here which is non poetry. Next thursday I think.

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