One of my ambitions has always been to take over the world. I would like to share with you one of my more diabolical plans.
Why do I want to take over the world? Well when I was younger I got really annoyed with heroes winning all the time merely from luck or through some contrivance, particularly when the villain really does have a good plan. I should say I find American heroes very, very grating with their crude side cracks and general lack of intelligence.
So as to my plan.
Sun Tzu said, always destroy the enemies’ will to fight.
Using my millions I would purchase a feminine hygiene company with a very embarrassing name (at least for men, but women have expressed also the awfulness of some brand names) I would then purchase all advert airtime for all the major male sporting events of the world, super bowl, world cup etc and then during the advert breaks play adverts concerning said feminine hygiene products.
Men who form a major part of the world and its government will have there fragile ego's broken allowing me to proceed to the next phase of the plan.
Dealing with the women
It should be said unlike other people who wish to take over the world I will not explain everything.
See you soon in the new world order.
4 comments:
The world could do with more evil geniuses like you Charlie. Unfortunately it's full of evil idiots for the most part, so there's a definite gap in the market. Go for it.
I think it's a wonderful idea.
The football teams should be sponsored by fannyfresh, or Fempad, or spring-breeze-panty-gusset, with self adhesive wings, now complete with anti-yeast fungiside.
I've taken this too far.
Kim Ayres- Thanks for the support. More evil plans are on the way.
Dr Maroon-self adhesive wings, now complete with anti-yeast fungiside sounds like a great product for my evil plan!
It is always a pleasure to meet such a sinister mastermind such a yourself.
However you and I both know that there is only room for one supreme ruler of all mankind.
Your master plan falls a little below par. The forces of good can not be twarted by simple femenist products. I have recently been scheming in my own top secret underground head quarters of DOOM and came up with a plot of how I can rule the world with an iron fist.
Soon the world will bow at my feet once I release the power of my newly contructed scret death ray doomsday device! Once I press the enormous red button of doom there is no turning back.
But until then..
I will bide my time.
Muahahaha. ha.
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