Why do aliens abduct people and bugger them? These beings can traverse the cosmos at velocities that defy physics. Can manipulate gravity and read our minds, yet their medical technology is limited to anal probing. Have they never heard of MRI scans?
I can just imagine the scene; grand lord Squee of the little green man coalition is facing down the evil acid beasts. All is not going well, suddenly the beast’s turn, buttocks exposed to the LGM! Probes away!
In space nobody can hear you scream, but you can still be sodomised.
2 comments:
It's just another form of communication. We use sound, whereas the the aliens use sphincter muscles. They're probably just asking if we have milk and sugar in our tea
Dr maroon-I never knew aliens are culture specific with the experiments they perform
Kim Ayres- True you can get a coffee enema
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