Alienated

One of the many joys of the WWW is the amount of conspiracy theories there are. Wonderful bits of pure fiction (or are they?)
All speak the truth IN LARGE CAPITAL LETTERS when they want to make a point that they and only they have the truth.
Some are amusing some are quite disturbing (not because I think they are true) and some actually made me think until I remembered that none of them could actually PROVE anything.
Here are some of my favourites

Nazis at the South Pole.
Yep your favourite bad guys of countless films, those little BUGGERS are harder to get rid of than roaches.
Turns out they have been hiding down in base 212 building flying saucers and stealing livestock.

Atlantis at the South Pole.
I can see land prices rising fast in the cold continent so BE quick. Of course you will have to share it with Nazis SG1 and the shoggoth.

Elvis lives!
I have no problem with this. (Is this a conspiracy theory or religious devotion?)

Who killed JFk?
My favourite one is that someone hired an assassin who waited on the grassy knoll, was about to take the shot but was beaten to the punch by Oswald. The assassin took the money for the hit and buggered off. But when Oswald was arrested the people who arranged for the killing thought their man had been caught (they did not know his identity for obvious reasons) and arranged for ruby to kill him never realising their mistake, and then created a BIG problem for them.

UFO's
They come in all shape and sizes from massive vessels to teeny weenie ones. And they can be piloted from Nazis to aliens from Sirius. Main habits include stealing livestock genitals and buggering people with probes. All of course covered up By MAJ12 and the MEN in black.

Abductions
Why abduct people and bugger them? These beings can traverse the cosmos at velocities that defy physics. Can defy gravity and read our minds yet their medical technology is limited to anal PROBING, have they never heard of MRI scans?

Roswell
The granddaddy of all theories it is now impossible to determine the TRUTH about this one. Even if you did present what really happened no one would believe it.

I like the Nazi theories the best just so much more PLAUSABLE. Controlling us ALL via implants from their Antarctic base as they carry out occult practices.
And lets not forget maybe they are controlling me so you will look at the above theories and think they are all crap because I think (Am I?) they are.