Well it appears Mammary gland interest applies to other
species as well.
Namely the dairy cow
Competition is so fierce that they are turning to chemistry for
advantage, that and compressed air. Compressed air you ask? What possibly could
they use that for? It is quite simple, you use the air to pump up the cow’s
udder region and then use the super glue to seal it up again.
This gives the appearance of a good dairy cow at competition
and sale, this of course has now been exposed and the milk has hit the fan.
Of course someone did say only a man would think this up,
but I pointed out that it was women who use the silicon enhanced look, so
perhaps an open mind should be kept on the origin.
Will compressed air compete with silicon on the human
female? I am told no, despite many thousands of years of trying.
In another inspired bit of lunacy an Elvis impersonator who
faked his own death has been caught due a store loyalty card that he owned
being used by his brother, HMV investigated it as possible fraud and it all
fell apart.
I am again surprised at the stupidity of smart people.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9296268/How-Elvis-CD-trapped-man-who-faked-his-own-death-for-850000.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/agriculture/farming/9293216/Farmers-pumping-cows-udders-full-of-gas-and-gluing-them-up-to-win-prizes.html
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Then super glue is the cruellest part of this. How would the milk get out? The cow would burst.
I myself have thought about this. you can get stuff which negates the superglue, but yes it might get very uncomfortable for daisy.
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