As Ned flanders would say Howdie doodie

I now have an anonymous way of spouting my monomaniacal delusions to the rest of an uninterested world.
I feel so empowered. Not.
Who am i? what do i want? where am i going,?and will george my dog stop humping my leg? and why does he only do that between the hours of 8 - 830pm?
I am not sorry if the above appears strange but this blog is going to be my toxic dumping ground for all the plain wierd s£$t my mind comes up with. A bit like dumping nuclear waste at sea or storing PCBs in third world countries. A safe way to vent my bowels on the idiots of the world with no legal comeback.

But first a little about mono-faceted me I am a good person with a good soul who's only purpose in life is to find peace, love, happiness, and the chance to be elected an MP and become seriously corrupt.

I would like a nice job where for once I would not have spend most of my time worrying about office politics, and actually get some work done rather than pleasing some little s$%t upstairs.

Where am i going? well as the saying goes "where ever you go. There you are"

Some may find my bleak visions depressing if you do i suggest the blogs saccahrinesweet and delusionalhappiness
but do not worry if we were ever to meet you would think i was a very nice- (the offending word) person.

I have had my first comment which concerned the word "nice" please read my next blog for my analysis.
my KPI's are not up to scratch.