Dear santa

One of my jobs at Xmas is dealing with Xmas letter overflow from our Lapland operation.
Here is one of them.

Dear Santa
My Christmas list this year is for boosted profits for Halliburton and my ascendancy to president. Also I would like that little plame affair to go away and to torture whomever I please.

Yours Dick Cheney

To: Charlie
From: Santa
Cc:
Tell this guy to fuck off. He is definitely on my winter shit list.
Can we have him killed?

To: Santa
From: Charlie
Cc:
No we cannot have him killed. It a federal offence to even say it. But we can however ensure his Xmas gift is a steaming pile of shit and perhaps an impeachment.

To: Charlie
From: Santa
Cc:
Ok I want you to de-prioritise your current items and make this your primary action item. I will send to my elves one of my steaming turds and you sort out the delivery.

Result.