Inner peace

Something I should bring to you.I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me, and
we could all do with a little calm.

By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found inner peace.

The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off
all the things you have started".

So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and
hadn't finished.

And before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of
red wine, a bottle of white wine, Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers,
Jack Daniels, Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of
chocolates.

You have no idea how bloody good I feel.

You must pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.